It's 7:00AM and Someone is Shooting Near My House

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Has the revolution started?

    I've heard 10 gunshots this AM, and I just want to know if I missed the scheduled revolution, or has Syria invaded or something?

    That is all.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    People are killing themselves because they just realized they live in Delware
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    I have a boner pretty much non-stop.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No, we have tall bridges for that.


    Five more shots in quick succession. Dammit, this could be Red Dawn.
     
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    Firecrackers?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Shit, I just looked out the window:

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    Has this occurred before?
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Firecrackers don't make loud banging noises at inappropriate times. These are gunshots, dammit.


    Could be Syrian AK's; maybe North Korean AK's. I'm currently loading gasoline into non-approved bottles.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Not since the Wolverines took control.
     
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    Wolverines!!!
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    That's about ALL firecrackers do. :wtf:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I swear, if the commies take over this AM and none of you do anything to help me, it's neg reps for everyone.

    Shit, there is ANOTHER shot.

    Fucking blasts all around here and you think I'm joking.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    You seem to know a lot about what is going on here. What aren't you saying?!
     
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    If your leaving don't forget to stop by that old mans place and get his daughters he keeps locked in the cellar.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Another shot. Only closer and louder.

    OK, I am starting to freak out a bit.

    My cat is growling ---- now is when I need that pit bull. A cat is useless in these situations.
     
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    Look, I don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts.....
     
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    Howard Stern is finally making good on his promise and is interrogating people at gunpoint asking for your location. You're first, ffffffuckfffasshhe!
     
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    Last night some ass log was setting off fire works in my neighbourhood. If someone is busting caps in your hood, then goddamn.