Its a Mans World.. Joran van der Sloot to get married in prison

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  1. chapped

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    • Van der Sloot was convicted of murdering Stephany Flores in 2010
    • He is now engaged to Leydi Figueroa Uceda
    • He is serving a 28-year prison sentence




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    Convicted killer Joran van der Sloot has announced that he is ready to tie the knot.

    Maximo Altez, van der Sloot's attorney, has confirmed that his client is engaged to a Peruvian woman named Leydi Figueroa Uceda. She's the same woman that van der Sloot was

    dating in October of 2012
    . The couple reportedly met through an inmate. In late 2012, Uceda was rumored to have been pregnant with van der Sloot's child, but the news was never

    confirmed.


    Altez says that the couple is working on getting some final paperwork processed so the marriage can take place. He adds that he expects the union to happen in the next two weeks.





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  2. knu3421

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    What a shithead
     
  3. HowieStearn

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    theres a stupid whore who'll marry any psychopath killer. what pisses me is hes getting pussy visits
     
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    A fellow Dutchman everyone is proud of over here.
     
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    That's a man, baby! :puke:
     
  6. chapped

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    doesn't she look like her vagina smells like an old shoe?
     
  7. Kokonut

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    He likes really ugly mannish looking women. This is the chick he will marry.

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    This is the chick he apparently killed.
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  8. chapped

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    damn dead picture


    here we go



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  9. CaptainFrank

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    The Dutch are proud of a two time woman killer?
     
  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Richard Ramirez - The Night Stalker

    1985 LA Killing spree:

    • June 27 - Ramirez raped a 6-year-old girl in Acadia.
    • June 28 - Patty Higgins, age 32, was beaten and her throat slit.
    • July 2 - Mary Cannon, age 75, was beaten and her throat slit.
    • July 5 - Deidre Palmer, age 16, survived being beaten with a tire iron.
    • July 7 - Joyce Lucille Nelson, 61, was bludgeoned to death.
    • July 7 - Linda Fortuna, 63, was attacked and Ramirez tried to rape her, but failed.
    • July 20 - Maxson Kneiling, 66, and his wife Lela, also 66, were shot and their corpses mutilated.
    • July 20, Chitat Assawahem, 31, was shot and his wife Sakima, 29, was beaten then forced to perform oral sex. Ramirez then collected $30,000 in valuables, but before leaving, he sodomized the couple's eight-year-old son.
    • August 6 - Ramirez shot both Christopher Petersen, 38, and his wife, Virginia, 27, in the head. Both somehow survived.
    • August 8 - Ramirez shot Ahmed Zia, 35, and raped and sodomized his wife, Suu Kyi, 28, and forced her to perform oral sex on him.


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    Ramirez tied the knot with one of his groupies. She is 41-year-old Doreen Lioy, who has described herself as a virgin, prior to her marriage to Ramirez. Since death-row inmates are not permitted to have conjugal visits, then she may still be a virgin, not that anyone would care, other then Ramirez, who said her virginity is what attracted him to her.
     
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    how the fuck has he not been executed??
     
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    Women, would you want one for President?
     
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    California did away with the death penalty at one time and brought it back.......
     
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    I hope he kills her.
     
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    She looks like she could beat up Jo from The Facts of Life.
     
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    obscene. how is this punishment for committing two brutal murders. apparently he's able to fuck while in prison but has none of the consequences or responsibilities for his acts.
    someone, please torture this piece of shit.
     
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    And for all practical purposes did away with it again...
     
  18. RenchFries

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    I'm sorry, wasn't it obvious that I was being sarcastic?
     
  19. Anyonenow

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    If the soon to be "wife" looks like this....
    He "is" being tortured.
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    I'm a chick, and I hate when I read stuff like this. Gives a bad name to all of us.:facepalm: