its always been my dream to have sex with a midget/dwarf

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  1. Shivvy

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    i would love for that to happen. i dont see how that is ever going to happen. but damn... its a fantasy
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    I recommend Craigslist: it's safe, reliable, and never fails to deliver. Just post your twisted desires and your credit card number. It'll happen.
     
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    I am 6'2", 230lbs, and last year I had sex with a chick who was 4'6" 98lbs. Not quite a dwarf, but it was interesting physically nonetheless.
     
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    hmmm thats kinda short. my wife is 5' 3" im 5'10"
     
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    Shiv posting frenzy. I blame the leftover Easter wine.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

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    It has always been my dream to have sex with a woman.
     
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    Or with a girl tall enough to make you look like a midget.

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    shiv wants a girl that meets his 12 year old criteria :coffee:
     
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    the woman im hanging out with right now is 5'1" and im 5'9".
    I like that she is much shorter than I, but a midget..i dunno... their limbs are all disproportionate and sometimes have curved spines. As well as a litany of other physical issues that they don't normally discuss openly. Like hygiene problems because they cannot reach to wipe properly. its a whole thing. lol
     
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    Give Lester a call...ya never know.

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    Was she a spinner?
     
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    This escort has her own YouTube channel :jj:

    Meet Tai Love, your Korean midget fantasy escort

     
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    I'm 6'3" 255 lbs, and my wife is a 5' asian chick that weighs about 105. Not a midget but the size difference is great. I never went for tall chics.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I've always enjoyed the work of Bridget The Midget.
     
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    What height limits are we talking about?
    How short and how tall are you willing to go.
     
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    4'6" absolutely makes her a dwarf.

    I got to butt fuck a dwarf last year. It was kinda cool, but also made me feel creepy because she looked underdeveloped. Like, I had a more womanly figure. It was like fucking a 12 year old.
     
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    was she good in the sack? Where did she let you cum?

    How did this and where did this happen?

    I cant even get laid by average women much less a dwarf.

    Some guys have all the luck.
     
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    name?
     
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    How much for Ling Ling to play with my Ding-A-Ling ?
     
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    You should have had some hot twitter sex with Eric the Midget like I did. Too bad he's dead. It's not the real thing but it might have scratched your itch.

    Speaking of midget fantasies - I always wanted to take care of Eric for a day. Pick him up and put him the shower. Dry him off. Wipe his ass. Comb his hair.
     
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