Its amazing how we can accept that animals die and humans go to heaven

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  1. Rip mcdivvit

    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    Sunday morning and i know nothing. But there is something special about wanting something and eventually getting it. I wanted something and got it. It applies both ways. You want a shitty life, then wish it on your self.
     
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    I believe in the reverse myself.
     
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    dogs should mostly go to heaven
    you know hell is chock full of cats
     
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    If animals don't go to heaven, what point is there in our going there? If your creations are disposable then you aren't much of an artist.
     
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    will there be wifi?

    because if there isn't then that's bullshit



    this makes little sense
    because dogs and cats seem to have no interest in wifi
     
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    Even if you don't believe in god, and if you loose a pet, its better if you just tell yourself that you'll see your pet again when you go to heaven. I'm sure there is no such thing as an "afterlife", but it will be easier if you think that, and when it doesn't happen you'll never have a clue... makes it easier to swallow....like the great George Carlin said " All life is...is just a series of pets".
     
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    I think it's bullshit... All dogs go to heaven ffs
     
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    It's funny how Jews don't believe in Heaven and so Christians automatically claim they're going to hell. What if they've just been brainwashed by other Jews and don't know any better? Why would God punish them for that?
     
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    "Who the Hell would wanna go to heaven if it was full of dogs and Jews? Ya' might as well stay in New York."
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    I lost my dad suddenly 2 yrs ago..I find after that..I'm kinda numb to losing a pet..not that both don't suck in some degree..put a parent is worse
     
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    yeah but george was always a crotchety old man even when he was in his 20s.
     
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    If heaven doesn't have dogs, but will be full of people like Billy Graham, Rev. Sharpton and a bunch of boring Pope's, then I'd much prefer to go to Hell. Spending eternity bar hoping with Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin is where I wanna be. Fuck the other place.
     
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    if i said jews don't believe in heaven then i said it wrong: jews don't believe we go to heaven when we die. we do believe in heaven; its just not for us. angels and god in heaven, people on earth. there is no separate place called hell and no devil, thus no afterlife for people; we just get reward and punishment while alive. satan is a boogie man story. lucifer was the adversary (basically a litigation lawyer), and often the reward for living the good life, was that god and his angels don't fuck with you while you are alive.

    this is kind of evident from the story of david, when god admonishes david about his treatment of uriah. god says (paraphrasing) "you just had to fuck his woman? i haven't given you everything else? you just had to go and take the only good thing i ever allowed uriah to have? and then just because you could, you sent Uriah off to certain death, just so you could chase a piece of tail? what's wrong with you boy?"

    uriah was a good man; his reward was his wife (kinda low standards for rewards back then...) and god's favorite decides to fuck with uriah. does god stop david? no. he scolds him afterward. does god protect the good uriah? nope. he doesn't give shit about Uriah. He is only concerned because David is a spoiled brat in a man's body.

    do you really want to go to someplace with that kind of landlord?
     
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    There are no dogs in heaven. St. Peter doesn't like dog crap everywhere, dog hair in his food, and the disturbing smell of a wet dog.
     
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    Thanks for all the info New... I actually didn't see if you said that about Jews but I've just heard it before. It's just odd that all religions have their own beliefs and of course they all think they have the correct one's.
    And if you mean me, no I don't really wanna go anywhere after death, if I believed in that kinda thing... I think one life is good enough. :)
     
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    I never got how that worked into Jesus dying for your sins. So he forgives for basically everything except not believing in him? Sounds sinly enough to me.
     
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    Right. If you don't believe then how is that your fault? It's like saying if you're not gay then you better pretend you are, or you're screwed.