It's become quite apparent that the Houston family lineage has an aversion to bathing

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  1. Phan Neepack

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    Holy goodness ...



    Dionne Warwick Shower Accident Lands Singer in Hospital

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    It's incredible ... Dionne "Nostrils " Warwick -- the cousin of Whitney Houston, who died in a bathtub 3 years ago and the cousin of Bobbi Kristina, who is clinging to life after almost drowning in a bathtub -- slipped and fell in her shower and ended up hospitalized for almost 2 weeks ... TMZ has learned.

    We're told the slip and fall occurred January 24th. Dionne was at her home in South Orange, New Jersey January 24 when she fell.

    She was taken by amboolants to a local hospital where she underwent cankle surgery and was released Thursday.

    The timing is remarkable. The 911 call for Dionne came in at 10:19 AM on Saturday, January 24th. The 911 call for Bobbi Kristina came in exactly a week later, at 10:25 AM on Saturday, January 31st.



    http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/06/dionn...athtub-hospital-bobbi-kristina/#ixzz3R0jCsLPa
     
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    Apparently not enough of one.
     
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    No fucking way! :backlol:
     
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    I hope you're prepared for Kanye to call you a racist. It's gonna be really devastating so be ready.
     
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    FTR she was the inspiration for the term Nostrildomous :grad:

    Right, fred?
     
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    I'm prepared
     
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    Are you sure? It's really hurtful.
     
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    Why would anyone in that family would choose a bath over a shower?
     
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    They'd be better off just buying a few pallets of handi-wipes, & steering clear of the bathtub/shower
     
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    Solid gold, man.
     
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    You know, African Americans are well known to have very poor swimming skills.
     
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    I fell in the shower at the Omni Los Angeles, tore the shower curtain right off the rods and everything and I popped back up like a champ, never told anyone, never paid for the shower curtain.
     
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    I don't injure myself when I bathe, represennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt!
     
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    "The blaek"
     
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    The extra bone in their ankle causes them to sink.