News It's been well documented that Mrs Shiv does not suck my dick

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I've had like 6 or 7 legit BJs from her in 16 years!

    We've been drinking all afternoon and confronted her about it. She refused to give a response or acknowledge my complaint. She said I was being an asshole and to drop it.

    I'm tempted to get a hooker
     
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    She's like, not real, right?
     
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    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh FUCK. I said she was a keeper in the last thread but I take that back.
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    if its been this way for 16 years then you should probably just accept that she doesnt want to put your stinky dick in her mouth?
     
  5. Beth143nacho

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    Funny, she sucks my dick all the time!
     
  6. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Did you ever date Isabella years ago?
    Might be able to get something going there.
    Do you have a half finished book?
     
  7. Tipsey Russell

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    I once got a blow job from some broad
    she did it and left real quick
    never heard from her again

    I later on had an itchy ass
    and went and wiped it
    I had apparently not properly cleaned up from the morning's poop

    so I probably smelled quite badly

    but she did finish

    so she's cooler than your wife and stuff I suppose
     
  8. Anfkid

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    Jesus. If I didn't know Shiv was Shiv, I'd swear this was Sal. :jj:
     
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    Immediate grounds for divorce. Do you have a filthy hygiene problem or is it just her?
    Seriously outrageous... you shouldn't tolerate this. Try turning gay, it'll be a whole new world of non stop BJ's.
     
  10. Eclipse754

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    So you knew this going in then? Or is this a broken promise at this point?
     
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    You are on the Shed all the time...not taking out the trash or helping with the kids. Why the Fuck would she want to? :facepalm:
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    SHIT JUST GOT REAL SHIVV RUN
     
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    That sounds like something a good Catholic would do.
     
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    You should take her advice and drop it. She's just trying to be nice and not hurt your feelings by telling you the reason why she doesn't do it.
     
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    So, in your mind, a bj is a reward for doing something "good"?
     
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  16. Eclipse754

    Eclipse754 Well-Known Member

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    I have some married friends who make jokes about it being an annual event, a birthday present. I'm not sure if they are gaming or not.
     
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    I'm clean
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    You're 34 and been with her 16 years?
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    next time use the checklist.