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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Dec 1, 2013.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Name the best gift you ever got as a kid.
    Atari console. Pitfall game. 82?
     
  2. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    My aunt jerked me off. Does that count?
     
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    You too? I hope she at least washed first...
     
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    did she have big titties?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    this is the winner.....

    and yes she jerked me off to
     
  6. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Nice guys. Nice.
     
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    Portable CD Player
     
  8. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I knew something smelled funny. :pissed:

    And a big hairy Chewbacca bush. She let me see it. :eek:

    She was a saint. :grad:
     
  9. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    You poor bastard.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    when Lou's aunt jerked me off.. i finished on your CD Player.. fyi
     
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    :jj: now that I think about it I think it was used
     
  12. Anfkid

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    Sal?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I tried FCC
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Sal neglected to mention his aunt jacked him off while she was taking a shit. :nooo:
     
  15. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Nah, Sal's aunt just let him hide in the closet and beat his own pud.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    you KNOW we didn't hear the whole story.
     
  17. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    You are right, his warped sexual proclivities are all the proof we need. Tan mom...:wtf:
     
  18. FCCstandards

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    These go sideways
     
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    A .410 shotgun when I was 10 years old.
    It beat the fuck outta that Red Ryder... :D
     
  20. FCCstandards

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    Shoot your eye out