Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Dec 1, 2013.
Name the best gift you ever got as a kid.
Atari console. Pitfall game. 82?
My aunt jerked me off. Does that count?
You too? I hope she at least washed first...
did she have big titties?
this is the winner.....
and yes she jerked me off to
Nice guys. Nice.
Portable CD Player
I knew something smelled funny.
And a big hairy Chewbacca bush. She let me see it.
She was a saint.
You poor bastard.
when Lou's aunt jerked me off.. i finished on your CD Player.. fyi
now that I think about it I think it was used
I tried FCC
Sal neglected to mention his aunt jacked him off while she was taking a shit.
Nah, Sal's aunt just let him hide in the closet and beat his own pud.
you KNOW we didn't hear the whole story.
You are right, his warped sexual proclivities are all the proof we need. Tan mom...
These go sideways
A .410 shotgun when I was 10 years old.
It beat the fuck outta that Red Ryder...
Shoot your eye out