Its cold and rainy. I don't want to go out and get booze

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Nov 7, 2015.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    So I ordered a jug of whiskey from Amazon itll be here in a half hour. Good bless america
     
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    Are you peeing in the car?
     
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    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    No this isnt anout my sex life
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    That's weird as fuck.
    My condolences.
     
  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Thanks your real helful
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Hydro strut misfire valve.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Your washer control is confused and the water should be outside the vehicle.
     
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    Hydro slut misfaggot HAL
     
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    From now on, only make right turns. Problem solved. You're welcome
     
  10. Gwarn1

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    Why do I even bother trying to have a grown conversation with you retards
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Finally some sage advice thanks C
     
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    It's probably just gasoline, I wouldn't worry about it.
     
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    :ninja:
     
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    its pee
     
  15. Gwarn1

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    Idiot
     
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    Capn Crud How are ya!! VIP Gold

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    Check the SIM card
     
  17. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    I guess I shouldn't have bought a car from a guy that calls himself honest Habib
     
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    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    you should make only right turns
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    The condensation drain for your A/C unit is plugged and not draining externally.
     
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  20. Gwarn1

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    You are the dumbest people on the planet