Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jun 16, 2016.
I love me a nice ass. But think about that that thing is for
Oh man. I can never get enough.
I'll still lick it.
Girls shit out of their boobs??? Oh, wait, you mean the pooper.
Well, it's the feel and squishiness of the cheeks more than the actual hole.
You ever tongue-punch your wife's shit pipe, Shiv?
A chick I dated would clog up my toilet. I broke up the next day.
...you could just tell her ass is perfect.
I still get pissed if my wife forgets to flush.....I mean who in the fuck forgets to flush shit. Its the god damn iphone that is attached to her fucking hand 24/7 along with most food items
A Middle-Eastern looking older guy farted a cloud of toxic ass-fumes in front of me earlier today.
He was facing away from me, and I thought he'd shit himself.
A silent-but-deadly-hanger, indeed!!!
What does it sound like when she's enjoying a snack, Doc?
@wife is a whore
The Barking Spider
How da fuck do I know, I have to leave the room to avoid being the main course
Thats an arab mating call, did you get his number?
in public at that one, Varmint!!!
(No, but I should have, since I now know what he had for dinner last night.)
The contents of one's colon are the perfect icebreaker, n'est-ce pas?
Now I do feel I know you better, Varmint!!!