It's Friday, let's add some spice to the bar

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm certain its been done but fuck it

    Let's hear some crazy sex stories
     
  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    G a y s e x !
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Sometimes when I'm bored at the sandwich shop I work at in Oregon, I fuck the turkey pitas.
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I love lamp!
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I haven't had sex in years.
     
  11. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    [video=youtube;ydrtF45-y-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrtF45-y-g[/video]
     
  12. KOAM

    KOAM This is ponderous man, fucking ponderous! 2010 OG VIP

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    No wonder chriza loves them.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I haven't been home in years


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    hey now!
     
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    OMG :cheer:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry 2010 OG Gold

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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    I once went halfs on a rape charge with the shiv...goodtimes.
     
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    Good thing I make my own