It's Friday like a motherfucker

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 16, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I got McDonald's for breakfast

    I'm takin my shirt off

    Someone gettin pregnant


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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh like a mother fucker huh
     
  3. Shivvy

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    youre gonna have nasty farts within the hour
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    So in other words it'll be like every single hour of my life
     
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    Iroth мудак VIP

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    Wife's coming home from her 5 day business trip today and I plan on being ball's deep the minute we get home from the airport :cheer:
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I forgot to tell you guys about the poo I did this morning

    It was very long and unbroken

    It looked like the Loch Ness Monster's cousin Jerome
     
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  8. Shivvy

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    make sure you beat off first
     
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    No doubt.
     
  10. DrSublux

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    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

     
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    I've never been excited for my wife to return home from a trip :jj:
     
  12. Iroth

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    :jj:. We've only been married for about a year and a half so attribute it to that.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    mrs shivs mom asked her to go down for a few days. i pushed so hard for this weekend. i think shes gonna go next week though :yes:
     
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    nigga no one gives a fuck
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    Fucking bro.

    Man, I had the best Italian dinner I think I've ever had last night.
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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