It's going to rain tomorrow, but I have a date tonight.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Should I wash my car or not? It is pretty fucking dirty.
     
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  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    She's black, btw. :coffee:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Run it through a cheap car wash, gotta make to ho think you care.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing but I really only like to have my car washed by mexicans.
     
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    What Would Momma Do?
     
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    Stay home and watch MSNBC.
     
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    one of 200.
     
  8. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    @Schmoopy fail alert
     
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    asshole.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    In that case, tell her your car is in the shop and she'll have to drive, or just come over to your place and fuck.
     
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    :bird: old man
     
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    if you want schmoopy he's not hard to find. idiot.
     
  13. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Put some Alize drink on the passenger seat. Black girls love that shit
     
  14. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    I wish i had my car back:(
     
  15. NipplesAndToes23

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    This is actually almost kinda funnyish.
     
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  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    @Mack what's up with the rape going on in the auto parts department? :fil:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    ???
     
  18. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    you snickered at least
     
  19. NipplesAndToes23

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    Don't you work in parts? Fuckers wanted $45 each for the intake and cabin air filters. I showed him that I could get them both for $38 on Amazon. So he offered $42 a piece.
     
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    If you don't work in parts my apologies.