it's great living in my own house.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    people come to the door and i don't answer if i'm not expecting anyone. that's so awesome. i adopted that policy after answering the doorbell and then being pressured into buying $150 worth of boy scouts popcorn, butter braids, and cookie dough by elementary aged neighborhood toughs.
     
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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm not gonna lie. i'm high as fuck and i'm listening to that talking heads concert chiggs posted and i'm loving life right about now. this is like '60s hippy weed.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Smart
     
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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm of the "good fences make good neighbors" mindset, personally. i don't need relationships with the shit heads i just so happen to have purchased a product next to.
     
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    Hippy lettuce
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Post peectures of ze house like @Nerd did.
     
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    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    My fucking neighbor knocked on my door and said she didn't like the way my car was parked.
    I said ok and closed the door.
    It was in my fucking driveway. :asian:
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol: people suck. it's amazing to think that she actually thought she has the right to do that.
     
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    We live in a fairly nice hood, in a city not the country. They have chickens that wander all over. They had the nerve to come over and say we owe them $ because our cat killed one of the yardbirds.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol: :jj: holy shit :spit:
     
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  11. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    Our most recent neighbors moved in September 1st. The dreadlocked couple was telling us how tired they are after three nights of Phish....so, yea..we get along just fine, though I still don't really hang out with them.

    For the most part, I stay away from my neighbors. Im always congenial, but I already have plenty of friends.
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    how did she "not like it?"
     
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    They drive me nuts. They claim to of been sprinters in the 88 Olympics for China. All I know is she is kind of hot.
     
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    I don't even answer the door when my kids friends knock.
    Fuck em, learn how to say hello sir, and I might consider it.
    One 10 year old just stands there. I won't say anything until that fucker speaks. It usually takes an awkward 10 seconds to mumble some shit or another
     
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    I parked it sideways so it would be under our flood light. I was going to check fluids later. Now it will stay this way until work Monday.
     
  16. Chigs

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    As it should!!!
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    This faggot got :owned: by Boy Scouts.
     
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    You just move out of your folks home?

    I don't answer the door for nothing, I don't care if the place is burning down. Don't bother me.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'm out in that garage tinkering when the shithead 3 houses up the street sauntered into my shop...dafuk, just because the door is open it doesn't convey an invite.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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