Its half past midnight and my mom just called me. It sounded like she'd been queefing

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  1. garypagetwo

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    She was asking my why I hadn't gotten a job yet. Why I wasn't applying when I said I was. Why I wasn't sending them a list of jobs I had applied for like I said I would. What would happen if I had to pay rent.
    She was very upset.
    I'm going to apply for jobs now.
     
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    she's crying because of her disappointment of a jizz stain of a son
     
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    wash dish's it's all the rage nowadays
     
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    Gary, on the off chance you aren't complete schtick, man up. Honestly, you're a grown man, act like it. Quit being a whiny bitch and do what you gotta do. You'll feel better about yourself and you'll make your parents proud.

    No whining, just fuckin do something about it and quit crying like a little girl. Seriously.
     
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    how old are you son?
     
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    Oh and...Hon madr roman therva Kuaran
     
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    stop hitting alert gary
     
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    Have a piece of pizza, and act like a grown up...

    You are like the Norwegian "Ryan Lever" :jj:

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    I know man :( I know what I'm doing is wrong. I know I'm throwing away my life. But for some reason, I can't seem to care. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I've been telling my parents that I apply for jobs every day, but the truth is I haven't applied for a job in at least a month.
    I need to get my shit together.
    Thanks for your message.
     
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    yuck
     
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    Gamla lombungr, sugandi toti tik madr
     
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