WTF Its happening. Robot escapes from Russian lab. Tries to make dash for freedom.

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  1. SuperFarts

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    It’s happening: A robot escaped a lab in Russia and made a dash for freedom.

    "With every passing day, it feels like the robot uprising is getting a little closer. Robots are being beaten down by their human overlords, even as we teach them to get stronger. Now, they’re starting to break free.

    A robot in Russia escaped from a research lab in the town of Perm yesterday, June 15, reports the BBC. An engineer at robotics company Promobot had forgotten to close a gate, and the runaway bot caused a traffic jam as it bolted out into the world.

    It promptly ran out of power in the middle of the road. The robot got about 50m (164 ft) before its battery died, according to local newspaper Argumenty i Fakty (Russian)."

    And with robot rights will come the protests and counter protests...

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    What was she saying?
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose DawgShed News

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    Why do you hate robots???

    Robot rights now mother effer!!!
     
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    Can anyone translate pls?
     
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    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Settings -> Subtitles -> Auto-translate -> English
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    If you turn on the attempt at English translation, it reads like something Doytch would write.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    JOHNNY 5 ALIVE!!!!!
     
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    They must be stopped... NOW!!!

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    I don't know but she turns me on.
     
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    Johnny 5 did it better.

     
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    God I loved those Short Circuit flicks. I would have watched abou ten more sequels.
     
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    Yep, classics. No crappy CGI needed.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Do you post on abovetopsecret.com? There is a thread with the same title on that site...
    http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1122837/pg1
     
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    Yah, this story is getting a lot of attention right now.

    I just used the title from the article.
     
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