It's Just GOT to be a Wig...

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  1. SalsMasterShake

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    So I've been watching this new series on the REELZ Channel, Autopsy: The Last Hours of (Dead Celebrity), and they most recently profiled Michael Jackson.

    It's a British production, and the coroner who gives commentary is some guy named Dr. Shepard.

    Anyway, back to the wig. One of the "surprises" they talked about with MJ was the fact that he was almost completely bald at death, with only a few patches of his natural hair left growing in the wake of that Pepsi commercial fire 25 years before he died. He had been wearing a "semi permanent" wig held on by glue for the past 25 years.

    After hearing that, I've become more convinced than ever that the mop on top of Howard's head is a similar set up.
     
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    I think someone should tweet Howard and tell him we can't wait until his autopsy, so we will have proof it's a wig. Just knowing that might happen and he doesn't have the power to be sure it won't, will bug the shit out of him. He'll be binging on cashews all night.
     
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    So who was the second shooter?
     
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    He lies like we piss.. It's a wig..the sadder thing is, why lie? Fuck it. He has enough fuck you money, to not care.. That tells me It goes deeper than just the wig.. It has to do with his underlying rent boy obsession... Or maybe I'm psychotic and projecting... Who the fuck knows??
     
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    Lies all lies!
    Seriously, can you imagine living with a thing stuck to your head day and night? It must be so uncomfortable.
     
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    Ahh say we hang 'im, Duke :howdy:
     
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    I was listening to a 1995 show last night. Stuttering John cut his hair really short and didn't like it. Howard told him to go over to a hair place he mentions by name and get hair extensions......:jj:
     
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    good!
     
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    :gayhand:
     
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    Howards hair is real. It came from a Guatemalan woman who was paid fifty cents for it.
     
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    :rs:
     
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    My question has always been, if you're going to wear a wig, why wear one so ridiculously fake looking? It just makes your denials about it even more ridiculous.
     
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    The day Howard agrees to let someone -- anyone, feel his scalp to ascertain what's going on there -- until that day, I will continue to assume that, the hair on his head didn't grow out of it.
     
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    Its called getting old, and still trying to look young.
     
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    Can you imagine how his chin would look if he didn't have that hair hat on.
     
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    What a beast. Looks like an old broad.
     
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