Its kind of hard being the most well hung member of the bar!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's what kellyg tells me anyway :dontknow:
     
  2. DrSublux

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    Fuck You!!

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  3. Doug Masters

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    lolz
     
  4. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    How would he know unless he has seen everyone's shlong.
     
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    this is where the dicks hang out

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's what I asked him and he laughed like HUH HUH HUH


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  8. blairg

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    i'm so gluing the wife's sandals to the kitchen floor :giggle:
     
  10. DrSublux

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    Gorilla Glue would do the trick, just let it set up before you stick it. And I dont mean your cock.
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Matt's wife isn't black. :nono:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    That gif's older than shit too. I posted it back in 1991.
     
  13. blairg

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    show us how hurt your reps are :c
     
  14. blairg

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    right after the last time you had sex :c
     
  15. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    yea but it is only funny when I post it.:c
     
  16. HowieCalbo

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    But you're gay so it doesn't matter, buddy.
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    You fellas have a cock-off?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She beat me

    So did Bobtraw's clit :mad:
     
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