Its kind of hard being the most well hung member of the bar!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's what kellyg tells me anyway :dontknow:
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Fuck You!!

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  3. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    lolz
     
  4. Mur

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    How would he know unless he has seen everyone's shlong.
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    this is where the dicks hang out

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  6. Shine

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's what I asked him and he laughed like HUH HUH HUH


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  8. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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  9. MatthewT

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    i'm so gluing the wife's sandals to the kitchen floor :giggle:
     
  10. DrSublux

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    Gorilla Glue would do the trick, just let it set up before you stick it. And I dont mean your cock.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Matt's wife isn't black. :nono:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That gif's older than shit too. I posted it back in 1991.
     
  13. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    show us how hurt your reps are :c
     
  14. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    right after the last time you had sex :c
     
  15. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    yea but it is only funny when I post it.:c
     
  16. HowieCalbo

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    But you're gay so it doesn't matter, buddy.
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    You fellas have a cock-off?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She beat me

    So did Bobtraw's clit :mad:
     
  19. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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