It's my grandmas birthday today!

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    She's 96 years young, how bout you guys say something nice to her and I'll send her this thread.
     
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    Tell her to pick up a pack of wraps and some 40's on her way over.
     
  3. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    She still lives alone in Pittsburgh, has trouble cooking now which is devastating to her, thanks for the well wishes
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    she could, she's good with that stuff
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    how dare you!
     
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    Neg rep fo a granny.
     
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    Happy Birthday grandma Gwarn, I wish you well, enjoy your special day.
     
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    Happy birthday Grandma :cheer: 96 is awesome
     
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    Happy birthday granny. I'll watch Blue Iris in your honor tonight.
     
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    I put super glue in her poly grip. :hhh:
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Why you son of a bitch!
     
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    Do you think she still masturbates? :jj:
     
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    :rofl:

    sorry granny, I can't help myself
     
  14. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    How old was she when she passed on? And when was it, she sounds like a heck of a lady
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I doubt it, but she did get fucked on December 7, 1941 this I know as a fact
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    we watched the super bowl together last yea, she's a bigger steeper fan than I am, after the game I said to her, don't worry we'll win it next year. She looked at me as if to say nigga please I'm 95 I'll be lucky to see baseball season
     
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    That is so awesome! Happy Birthday Grandma! :bday:
     
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    All of my grandparents were dead like 25 years ago. :bigcry:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    They died from the shame of having you as a grandson.
     
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    great stories & happy bday granny gwarn. love 90+ yr old grandmas. mine was an avid redsox fan & died the year before they won it, a big fuck you goes out to our lord & savior.:facepalm:
     
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