It's my last day of work and I overslept!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jul 17, 2014.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gay Gold

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    It's 9:42am and I start at 8! On my last day! On the tbane to work now :eek:
     
  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gay Gold

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    I was also going to buy an ice cream cake for the office, but my social anxiety is holding me back :(
     
  3. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    This never happened.
    If it did, why would you give a shit if you were late for your last day on the job?
     
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  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Gary, you can't quit gay. It's for life.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I can't wait for you to be deaded again. Maybe it'll stick this time.
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Whats a tbane?
    Sorry to hear that gary, better get a better alarm for school
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Tell them you thought you were working on Ohio (where you really live) time, and you're actually there early, twinkboy.
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    fat
    bitch
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    @Deenkus
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    They probably haven't missed you.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Off this shit shit mult, Gar you got shit caked on your helmet.
     
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    The shit apples don't fall far from the shit tree.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Please send an alert to Dawg letting him know you were late to work.
     
  15. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Time to grow up, Gary.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    shove an ice cream cake up your twat Gary
     
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    Can you really be :quote:late:quote: for sucking dicks on the corner for kroner?
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    this is going swimmingly
     
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    the ice cream cake was going to be fudgie the whale