It's National Steak and a Blowjob day

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is anyone here getting either??? :dontknow:
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Sure, why not? :dontknow:




    On your knees, twitter bitch!!! :yes:
     
  3. Ving

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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"] The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

    However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.

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  4. BethSucks

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    Howard Stern on:

    Steak: "I don't know anyone with anything going on that still eats meat"
    Blowjobs: "I'm not really into that"

    Howard chooses to refer to today as "National Scarves and Pedicures Day"

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    probably thought up by a married guy. i'm married and one guaranteed blowjob a year would be an improvement. i think i am getting steak tomorrow, though.
     
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    You're right, steak is the easy part if you are married.
     
  7. WillyBest

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    I got both last night! True story.
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    Pics or it didnt happen.
     
  9. WillyBest

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    The only way I ever get steak is to give a blow job. :crying:
     
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    Who are you trying to fool? You had hamburger helper and jerked yourself off! :)
     
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    0 for 2.
     
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    I haven't eaten a steak in years.
     
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    Well, in my defense, I wasn't planning on jerking off until I saw that sexy, sexy logo! It gave me ideas, ya know?

    Betty Crocker, my ass! More like Betty COCK-tease!!!
     
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    At least you get the steak afterward, not a total loss. :dontknow:
     
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    Howard would be proud that you "evolved".
     
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    Maybe you'll have better luck on Chicken and a Hand job day.
     
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    Not this jabroni, today is National Leftovers and Hand Release Day :facepalm: