It's no "Zoo Za Zoo." Emily's Latest

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  1. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    This poem brought to you by Freshballs and Ashley Madison.
     
  3. Mike2077

    Mike2077 Well-Known Member

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    English Bitch! Do you speak it?!?!
     
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    FosterKitten Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nothing can compare to ZooZaZoo, except Love Song to Demeter.
     
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    I think her poem is great.

    It's Emily Dickinson meets L Ron Hubbard.
     
  6. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Nikki growing a tail

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    I think she's trying too hard to be "deep." For me, it's not working.
     
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  8. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    I think she is talking about Robin in her poem.
     
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    Dats a good one
     
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    Feel my ubiquity
     
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    Wow that's super shitty.
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Jaden Smith makes more sense then that Howina Stern in drag look a like.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Insert vagina flap here. VIP Gold

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    Zat is vun hot Joo beetch
     
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    Pissed_on_Fan Well-Known Member

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    Has the phrase "career counseling" ever entered her mind?
     
  15. Honkey Donkey

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    These words are for sure the mad rambelings of a Batman villian.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I always knew she was gifted
     
  18. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    I see she has 291 followers. Is her Dad one. I highly doubt stepmom is following her. Without looking and if real Mom has twitter, I bet you she is following her.
     
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    What a vapid shithead. I can't imagine a guy being able to listen to that long enough to fuck her. Telepathy? Bitch, do you know what I'm thinking now?
     
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    I think the poem is about her father hiding his baldness .
    That wig is stopping him from being telepathic . She might be on to something .

    Or she could just be a friggin hippie nut job .
     
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