It's not gay if a woman fucks you in the ass using her tongue and fingers...

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  1. This Fucker

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    It felt good, no better than good...Fucking Great! Now, if she had fuck me in the ass with a carrot stick, piece of chalk, broom handle, table leg, iron fist or a replica of an man's dick then I'll say that's gay.
     
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    Did she make you a sandwich after with her poo fingers?
     
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    Well, okay then.
     
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    Mur soon

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    How many fingers
     
  7. This Fucker

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    I've eaten enough shit sandwiches in my life so I passed on this one but she did get me a beer out the fridge and pop it open too.
     
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    Did she ball her hand up into a fist after she had penetrated you digitially?
     
  9. This Fucker

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    One, my asshole is not wide like a pussy, ok?
     
  10. Gwarn1

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    Its only gay if you push back, brah
     
  11. skp2978

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    That's still not gay. If it's not attached to a man, it's not gay.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Not yet
     
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  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    @pussah2
     
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  14. This Fucker

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    No, any man who can take three fingers to a fist up the ass is gay.
     
  15. This Fucker

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    No, instead saying out loud to the computer screen I'll type it...Fuck you Gwarn. :jj:
     
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  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I agree
     
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    :jj:
     
  18. This Fucker

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    Naw
    That's right, I should've specified that the guy is gay or has gay ways if he likes to get fuck in the ass by those things.
     
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  20. This Fucker

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    I should post this on my Facebook page and see what can of responds I'll get:

    "Oooo Uncle ...... that's nasty."

    "Dad I am going to un friend you."
     
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