It's Now Official - Bruce Jenner's Come A Long Way, Baby

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  1. Botox Barnacle

    Botox Barnacle Well-Known Member

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    EXCLUSIVE
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    Bruce Jenner
    treated himself to a fresh coat for his 65th birthday.

    Jenner was tooling around Malibu Tuesday when he lit up a cigarette, revealing the fire engine red nails.

    It looks like he nailed up to celebrate the milestone ... his nails were unpainted earlier in the day.

    What's really weird about this ... we've never seen Bruce -- a die-hard health fiend -- with a cigarette before. He's been in shape his entire adult life ... formerly known as the greatest athlete in the world.

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz3HTqDPY8W
     
  2. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Well that settles that
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Wow
     
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  4. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    He represents what America has become. From the greatest in the world to a Nancy boy wimp.



    Thanks Obama...
     
  5. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

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    Wtf is wrong with this guy.
     
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  6. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You should like that.
     
  7. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    he worked out way too hard when he was younger and it drained all the testosterone from his body. i'm a doctor.
     
  8. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Never thought I'd feel sorry for those kids, but now.......
     
  9. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    The smoking shouldn't be a surprise - he's had those radial lines around the mouth for years. You can see them in the 2004 pic and they're really pronounced in the 2013 pic.

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  10. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    I would have guessed some dude drained him of testosterone but I will rely upon medical expertise
     
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    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    <----Would not bang
     
  12. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    OK but that doesnt explain the nail polish. The transformation is almost complete. :puke:
     
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  13. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    That's it.....I'll never touch another box of Wheaties again!!!!
     
  14. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    The only thing shocking here is that he smokes cigarettes.:eek:
     
  15. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Thanks for the reminder that, in the big picture of life, I'm really not that fucked up.
     
  16. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ewww.... Freaky!
     
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  17. Blur

    Blur Alumnus

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    He/she now loathes the former All-American wholesome athletic male self, and therefore must become the exact opposite. Self-loathing makes for very homely and sickly women...
     
  18. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    what a sick p.o.s
     
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    I wonder what sex he identifies as.

    Can't they make it easy for us and just all call themselves transformers?
     
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    I wish there was a way to make his 1980 self see his 2014 self.:facepalm: