Stern Show It's official--Beth still never "takes a doody"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by lisac37, Sep 20, 2016.

  1. lisac37

    lisac37 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    14,015
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    1,080
    Likes Received:
    3,886
    According to Howard today he swore he's never heard, seen, known her to "take a doody".....and she's swears to him she never takes one. Also, he said in all the years he's known her (how many is it now---17??) that he's never even smelled a wiff of bad breath---never a hint. What an absolute angel. :facepalm::facepalm:
     
    GLguygardner, reno, Summer and 13 others like this.
  2. pdx1138

    pdx1138 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,635
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    332
    Likes Received:
    421
    just a "pellet" here and there...
     
    Wiggy, Summer, Gretsch Man and 9 others like this.
  3. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

    Reputations:
    312,898
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    24,184
    Likes Received:
    42,370
    :secret: They don't live in the same house.
     
    Wiggy, RaeRae, HTJ and 41 others like this.
  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    818,307
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,379
    Likes Received:
    65,547
    I can believe the first part. But the 2nd and 3rd are silly.

    Ppl with mouths as big as hers tend to have yucky breath.

    Also, they don't live together. He rarely gets close enough to her to smell her.
     
    reno, Summer, meanredhed and 8 others like this.
  5. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

    Reputations:
    71,564
    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2012
    Messages:
    5,237
    Likes Received:
    14,181
    Please, the second he's out the door she's filling the bowl with a fucking meatloaf.
     
    vaporizer, slipkid69, Wiggy and 25 others like this.
  6. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    102,433
    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2015
    Messages:
    7,627
    Likes Received:
    17,050

    these two are supposed to be adults, huh?
     
    JerseySlim, Summer, Tracy and 10 others like this.
  7. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    67,343
    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2012
    Messages:
    5,121
    Likes Received:
    5,847
    your jealous of their love
     
  8. thegroovologist

    thegroovologist Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    141,908
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2015
    Messages:
    10,356
    Likes Received:
    30,003

    [​IMG]
     
  9. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

    Reputations:
    347,506
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    31,954
    Likes Received:
    25,814
    She shits in a litter box.
    The magic crystals mask the smell.

    :grad:
     
    RaeRae, Donkey Patrol, reno and 14 others like this.
  10. binhphuocngu

    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,413
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2014
    Messages:
    1,698
    Likes Received:
    3,196
    ... Her farts smell like roses and she shits diamonds. Howard USED that to cut up the Hollywood elite when they did interviews.

    PHONY FUCK.
     
  11. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

    Reputations:
    86,968
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,294
    Likes Received:
    12,223
    She doesn't fart either. Instead, Pachelbel's Canon in D quietly emanates from her sphincter.
     
    reno, Summer, jlightningzz and 17 others like this.
  12. Drungle

    Drungle VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8,624
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2014
    Messages:
    2,442
    Likes Received:
    12,609
    It would've been more believable if he said he never saw her sit down to pee.
     
    Wiggy, reno, Theresa and 11 others like this.
  13. JonnySoul

    JonnySoul Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,320
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    820
    Likes Received:
    1,591
    What about the smell from all her failed forgotten reality shows?
     
    reno, Summer, Runaway and 4 others like this.
  14. DuckDong

    DuckDong VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    60,509
    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2012
    Messages:
    4,959
    Likes Received:
    11,829
    I believe that Beth doesn't shit more than I do his hair is real
     
    RaeRae, reno, Summer and 3 others like this.
  15. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Special Needs Typist. Gold

    Reputations:
    70,774
    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2015
    Messages:
    5,780
    Likes Received:
    13,310
    cum is a mouth wash and anti diarrhea medicine all in one..
     
  16. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    71,127
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    9,618
    Likes Received:
    17,976
    Very believable since he never sees her except for contractually obligated photo ops.
     
    reno, Summer, Centaur7 and 5 others like this.
  17. mediumpitch

    mediumpitch Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,050
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2014
    Messages:
    135
    Likes Received:
    517
    BULLSHIT
    [​IMG]
     
    RaeRae, blindbella, reno and 6 others like this.
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    818,307
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,379
    Likes Received:
    65,547
    I'm jealous of her bag and shoe budget.
     
  19. cookie5000

    cookie5000 aka Consuela Gold

    Reputations:
    5,681
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    383
    Likes Received:
    804
    I'm jealous of her private beach
     
    meanredhed and babybear like this.
  20. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

    Reputations:
    62,355
    Joined:
    May 10, 2012
    Messages:
    6,534
    Likes Received:
    4,987
    HORSESHIT
     
    FeetToTaste likes this.