Stern Show It's official--Beth still never "takes a doody"

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  1. lisac37

    lisac37 Well-Known Member

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    According to Howard today he swore he's never heard, seen, known her to "take a doody".....and she's swears to him she never takes one. Also, he said in all the years he's known her (how many is it now---17??) that he's never even smelled a wiff of bad breath---never a hint. What an absolute angel. :facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    pdx1138 Well-Known Member

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    just a "pellet" here and there...
     
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  3. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    :secret: They don't live in the same house.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I can believe the first part. But the 2nd and 3rd are silly.

    Ppl with mouths as big as hers tend to have yucky breath.

    Also, they don't live together. He rarely gets close enough to her to smell her.
     
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  5. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Please, the second he's out the door she's filling the bowl with a fucking meatloaf.
     
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    these two are supposed to be adults, huh?
     
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    your jealous of their love
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    She shits in a litter box.
    The magic crystals mask the smell.

    :grad:
     
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    ... Her farts smell like roses and she shits diamonds. Howard USED that to cut up the Hollywood elite when they did interviews.

    PHONY FUCK.
     
  11. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    She doesn't fart either. Instead, Pachelbel's Canon in D quietly emanates from her sphincter.
     
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    It would've been more believable if he said he never saw her sit down to pee.
     
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    What about the smell from all her failed forgotten reality shows?
     
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    I believe that Beth doesn't shit more than I do his hair is real
     
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    cum is a mouth wash and anti diarrhea medicine all in one..
     
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    Very believable since he never sees her except for contractually obligated photo ops.
     
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    BULLSHIT
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    I'm jealous of her bag and shoe budget.
     
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    I'm jealous of her private beach
     
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    HORSESHIT
     
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