It's official, Gary Johnson's too stoned to be president

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  1. I invented that

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    Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson appeared on CNN at 11:30 this morning to discuss current events including last nights’ bombing in New York (Chelsea), and the Jihadist stabbing in Minnesota.

    29 people were wounded in the New York bomb blast, and 9 people were injured in the stabbing attack. However, apparently no-one told Gary Johnson – as he remarked:

    …”well, first of all, just grateful that no-body, er, got hurt”…



     
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    I saw him do a flip in to a pool on 60 minutes. :jj:
     
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    And yet.. I'm still voting for him.

    :bong::salute:
     
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    goofball. just like Trump.
     
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    Mexico is paying for that wall.
     
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    But but, thats a vote for Hillary.
     
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    Will Trump stop Ford from sending all that work to Mexico?
     
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    it's pretty simple to add a punitive tax to the price tag.:dontknow:
     
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    Will he tax himself on the ties?
     
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    Eliminating the financial incentive of sending jobs overseas is the only way it's going to be stopped. I think it's time our lawmakers had a real debate about adding an amendment to do just that.
     
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    of course, the donald is a fair man. :grad:

    neutralize ford's incentives for using cheap mexican labor, and ford will reconsider their move to mexico, it ain't rocket science.
     
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    At least the MSNBC anchor called him out last time. Couldn't this reporter bring up the 29 injured to see how he would react? Come to think of it, the reporter said to him in this interview that a person was stabbed. I don't know Gary Johnson's tolerance for pain but I would call a stabbing an injury.
     
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    What a flake.
    "Aleppo? Is that one of the Marx Brothers?"
     
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    That hair is starting to look Toupee-like.
     
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    Which Ford will just pass onto the person buying the car here in the US while still selling them in every other country on the planet.



    Another "America fuck yeah" idea that doesn't hold up to reality.
     
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    Why waste yer vote?

    :dontknow:
     
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    I do a lot of traveling for work and noticed in areas that hold a lot of Trump supporters, you will see a shit load of Gary Johnson t.v. spots. Areas that are Pro Hillary, no Gary Johnson ads.
     
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    Duh, and it neutralizes the pricing advantage ford gained by fucking American workers. This would reward automakers that build in america.

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    Which ones would that be? Ford is built in Mexico and GM is built in Canada. I guess well save money on Toyotas since they will soon be the only cars built in the US