Entertainment It's official: I'm old. Marisa Tomei to play Spider-Man's Aunt May

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    Now that Marvel and Sony have found their Peter Parker, the focus has turned to the aunt who raised him.

    Sources tell Variety that Marisa Tomei is the choice to play Aunt May in the next installment of the “Spider-Man” franchise.

    Sony and Marvel had no comment on the casting.

    While insiders could not say where things stood in the deal-making process, they said an offer was made late last week for the Oscar-winning actress to join Tom Holland, who was recently tapped to play the webslinging superhero.

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    From old lady to AILF (Aunt I'd Like to Fuck) in two reboots.

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    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Would rail Aunt May.
     
  4. Mugsy

    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, enough with Spiderman!!!!!
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Why not? She's a dead ringer.

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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    She was a real beauty 25 years ago, but age happens to us all.

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    I think that chick is very hot for any age but smoking hot for 50
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Apparently no so much to her. She was as hot stripping in the wrestler as she was 25 years ago.

    I would love to see doc oc silmultaneously pick her up and fist her in all 3 holes while holding uncle ben in the corner and an extra arm to jack himself.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    I've never seen any of the movies,only the old tv show.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I've had a hardon for her since My Cousin Vinny.
     
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    I dig her, always have
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Ya seen one superhero movie, youve seen them all.
    They all follow almost the exact same formula over and over.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    It's official: I want to fuck and eat out Aunt May.
     
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    Now that I think about it, Sony is really onto something with this casting :idea:

    I'd never thought about Aunt May for more than two seconds before
     
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    They should have Jason Alexander as Uncle Ben.

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    The Wrestler wasn't that long ago. She was friggin' smokin' in that.
     
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    Damn did you see her in Before the Devil Knows Your Dead? Smoking Hot!
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    So hot in fact that I was beside myself seeing a pregnant looking Philip Seymour Hoffman perched over her
     
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    She's going to be attractive when she's 70.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Well aren't you just a little Ray of sunshine
     
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