It's official: Robin dying of cancer

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  1. sonofagunt

    sonofagunt New Member

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    Imma just "call it" now so everybody can stop all the wondering.

    She had a cancerous tumor on her lady parts and had to have em all removed. Now she's on chemo and radiation to make sure it doesn't come back, and on top of that, she's going to have to piss into a bag for the rest of her life because of the way her organs got all fucked up. she's trying to postpone us ruthless fucks from making fun of her for as long as possible. Howard has an agreement with Harvey Levin and TMZ that they will not report on Robin's condition, and Robin's not really important enough to be on the radar with other celebrity news websites cause she's not that big a celebrity, so that's why she's able to keep it under wraps.
     
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    redwolf Well-Known Member VIP

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    you know! you might not be that far off!!!
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;sEFTjCLCf3c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEFTjCLCf3c[/video]
     
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    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I thought you have to be famous to be on listed on celebrity websites. :jj:
     
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    What kind of scumbags would make fun of her cancer...oh wait we would. :c
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Imagine if she actually died on the show . . .

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    This Is What Howard Would Say During The News I Imagine:

    Anything else Robin? Anything else Robin? Robin I have a important meeting to get to! Anything else Robin? Robin? Robin seems to be having tech difficulties . . .

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    And then he would never mention her name again. Until it was printed in the paper. And he would be forced to address it . . .
     
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    Goo For You New Member

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    @JumboWop

    Hahahahaha, that last line totally floored me!
     
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    I dont get it, In you're title you say Robin IS dying of cancer but in your post you explain she is receiving chemo to make sure it doesn't comeback. ?.
     
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    Watching that video, btw, I just realized that Robin is actually pretty good as a "straight man", as they say in comedy, when she yelled out "but he's anything but elegant!!" The only problem is that she thinks she's being clever when she says it.:D:D
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I was just about to...

    [video=youtube;0R1joM-i_rI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R1joM-i_rI[/video]
     
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    On a pos note, he'll get front row at the funeral and Beth will look hot in her smart girl glasses.
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Looks like a stroke. He didn't yell "I'm coming Elizabeth".
     
  17. BethsZygote

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    dont forget to shitpile the OP before you leave!
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Robin did state (not sure if it was before or after surgery) that it was not cancer. So who knows.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    i just dont get the secret. im totally honest about my disease and no ones made fun of me. granted im not famous in any way but talking about it does help. i never want people to feel bad for me. aside from my parents but they cant be controlled. no one here or any of my friends feel bad for me. they are proud of me for fighting every day. not talking about it just makes her LOOK bad and its eating her up on the inside. it has to be.
     
  20. BethsZygote

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    If anything i think its Howard that doesnt want the truth to come out

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