Its Official We are China's Bitch.. Iron Man 3 and World War Z pussy out

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    WTF....???

    Why the fuck are we now kissing China's ass when it comes to our Summer Blockbuster movies??

    It has now been confirmed that Iron Man 3 will have a different edition JUST for the Chinese release to fucking appease their government...

    AND

    The $175 million Brad Pitt zombie movie World War Z has been re-cut so not to offend the Chinese...

    When did the Jews become such pussys about their movies?
     
  2. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    I hope this is an April Fool's thread, cos nothing in the World War Z book could be considered offensive to the Chinese.


    Oh wait...the movie is NOTHING like the book, Carry on. :facepalm:
     
  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is just the start of things.

    Wait until the White House sells out. Maybe they already did.

    Our crazy spending will make us China's bitch.



    Fuck China and anyone who helps them. The ChiComs pollute the planet with impunity while Al Gore's crew yells at us about nothing.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am shocked the Chinese have not contacted Dawg and Monk yet about this site


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  5. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    The reason is because China has been bankrolling Hollywood films for a few years now. It's all about the money and has nothing to do with politics.
     
  6. SleepingWarrior

    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

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    That and Hollywood wants access to those 1.2 billion set of eyes
     
  7. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

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    Someday they'll outnumber the humans.
     
  8. SleepingWarrior

    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

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    Between the chinks and dotheads they already account for 1 in 3 people.
     
  9. gridlockd

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    In World War Z, they dressed up Germany to look like Philadelphia instead of shooting in Philadelphia.
    I guess Philadelphia is also Germany's bitch.
     
  10. DaBUU

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    Don't get me started on the fucking horseshit movie :facepalm:
     
  11. DaBUU

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    They're so ruckky to have their own edition
     
  12. gridlockd

    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    "No."

    Care to expand on that, Mr. Anonymous Neg-Repper?

    I wish they'd shot in Philly is all, how is that neg rep worthy?
     
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  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Libbies! Libbies! Libbies! Libbies! Waaaaa! Libbies! Libbies! Libbies! Libbies! they're ruinin' Ameriker! Libbies! Libbies! Libbies! Al Gore's makin' our men pussies! Libbies! Libbies! Libbies!

    :shitfit:
     
  14. Chimney Portions

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    Yup. People act as if Hollywood ever had integrity and cared about anything other than the bottom line.
     
  15. NiggalissCage

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    Jews are about Marbles. If butchering a movie means more marbles, its OK by them.
     
  16. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    :secret: you're a jerk-off
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    They did the same thing for the Red Dawn remake but I think that was just not wanting to be associated with a shitty movie.
     
  18. Bentknee

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    The Chinese government has to approve all movies shown in the country. If they don't like something it either get changed to something they approve of or it doesn't get shown and a huge potential audience is lost.
     
  19. gridlockd

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    you're super cool though.
     
  20. Dilkington

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    [HR][/HR]The Chinese 'caused' the outbreak in WWZ... but surely to god that isnt what might have caused offense.

    It could have been such a great fucking movie. Oh, god, imagine what HBO could have done with it in serial form a la Game of Thrones... the different POV chapters could have been an episode each...


    WWZ the book makes me: :dancin2:

    When I heard there was gonna be a movie and Brad Pitt bought the rights I actually thought: :yay:

    Then I heard some rumors in the wind about the changes and was like::grouch:


    Then I saw the previews and now Im just plain ole: :gtfo: