It's official.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I scare the ever-loving FUCK out of men.

    I......gave a guy some room tonight. FORGET THAT.......I outright told him had a one time opportunity, and started licking his neck.

    I took off my own pants and shirt.........scared him into droopiness. Told him it was fine, and I didn't blame him for being caught offguard - put my pants and shirt back on.

    I may as well just go lesbian. I scare the shit out of guys.

    :sad:
     
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You should have started masturbating. That would have done it for me. :mjerk: If it didn't do it for him, at least you'd already be started for when he walked his sorry ass out the door. :cheer:
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    He sounds like a faggot
     
  5. crash83

    crash83 VIP Extreme Gold

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    You are so wrong i would have takin' care of you for life!!
     
  6. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    Good christ slips, come to the states, those canadian men do not know what to do with you it seems. I like you just fine.
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Was it gary2page?
     
  8. fenderbaum

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    I am incensed over this.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It was in his vehicle. I wouldn't try this shit in my own house.

    What's the equivalent of :noshake: here? I'm pretty damn hot, so I'm mostly embarrassed for him.......but I gotta tell you......does nothing good for the self esteem when it doesn't stand to attention at nudity.
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Now the poor guy is worried to hell that you are going to tell everyone he's gay.
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    did you at least get the Red Lobster from Blair?
     
  12. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    What kind of vehicle slips?
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Tell you what, as a friend, PM me a nude pic and I'll tell you how gay he is. Deal? :thumbup2:
     
  14. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Maybe your pussy smell like a king fish? :c
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I've met lots of people from the internet, but can honestly say I've never bumped dirties with any of them.

    This is no person from the internet anywhere. I just taught him how to use Facebook.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'll have you know that it smells like freshly shaved vanilla.
     
  17. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    He is :gayhand:
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You CAN masturbate in a car. :rolleye:
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    is this "guy" gonna post here anymore? the only reason i asked is i wanna call him a fag.
     
  20. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    :facepalm: repped