Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, May 20, 2016.
As long as you say "no offense" before the insult
Just like it is OK to say something racist, as long as you say "Not to sound racist, but..." first.
It's the law.
Shiv, your an ugly ape, no offence.
Not to sound racist, but Keisha looks like a baboon
If you preface it with "As your friend, I thought I should tell you."
"Having said that...."
No hard feeling but
U r an amazing wonderful girl that anyone would be lucky to be with - I just feel we aren't right for each other
My wife hates when I start a conversation with this:
"Don't get mad , but...."
I really try not to insult anybody. I did by accident with a friend once. We were talking tattoos. I said when a woman has a tattoo on her lower back, its called a tramp stamp. He got a funny look on his face and said his wife has one there. I didn't know what to say, I never saw her naked. My face was pretty red. You can insult someone without really trying.
My wife has a tramp stamp
See, I did it again.
your wife is an ugly whore
I'd say if he wasn't aware that everyone in the known universe calls that a tramp stamp he needed to know it
I have a similar story....
One day (about 15 years ago), my brother was talking to one of his buddies at work, and somehow they got on the subject of toe rings. His buddy said something like, "Only whores wear toe rings." To which my brother said, "Hey, my mother and both my sisters wear toe rings!" The guy was all...
Next time soften it: an "open to penetration illustration"
My girlfriend got a tattoo to remember her dead dog. I told her not to get the tramp stamp... she came home with from tattoo shop with the tramp stamp. She doesn't care if I call it the tramp stamp.
I think everyone sort of already knew that.