Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Aug 30, 2012.
Happy birthday baby!
Thank you baby....
Oh shit, you weren't talking about me, were ya?
No, you do not provide me penis..............but I'm still quite fond of you despite this short-coming!
Gee, I wonder if he's gonna get laid as a birthday present???
I'm gonna spoil the shit out of him today!
I shall make my body and mouth available to his every wish, that's for sure. That's kind of cheating though, that's as much for me as him...........I also got him a drum stool. He's playing this weekend and his is busted up.
AND, I just baked a batch of cheese-stuffed meatballs for when he gets home.
Yes, I rock as a girlfriend.
you going out for dinner or staying in?
Read up punkin.............I just baked a batch of cheese-stuffed meatballs! We're going to be gone all weekend, tonight we will snuggle up in bed while I cater to him.
You sound like a keeper Slip
I dated this girl a few years ago that thought it would be a good idea to make me a birthday breakfast in the nude
until she started the bacon
Well, the thought was there anyways!
Was she blonde?
Close Friday, except I baked mine for an hour in a homemade tomato sauce.
no she was a brunette just had a blonde moment..
Whaddya say, Struct? Shall we air this?
People with a mouth full of shit to say in PM's irritate me.
I understand that nobody "cares" if I have a PP, anymore than anybody else cares if somebody has a wife or husband. WTF would you like me to discuss, you internet genius? I don't make shit up, I was simply wishing my boyfriend a happy birthday.
And the reference to FB.......clearly I need to clean out my "friends" list again, you fucked up stalker. I don't think you want to play this fucking game with me, asshole.
But go ahead. Let's see how it fares for each of us.
Facebook strikes again
on a related note, it's my neighbor's son in law's dentist's birthday today too.