it's saturday and i have no life

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  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    my gf of 6 yrs ex communicated me and i have zero friends and haven't been laid in 2 weeks

    i feel like you guys now
     
    Sep 5, 2015 #1
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    the long and winding road indeed
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i just got in from work, conversation w my mother as follows

    "hey do you remember max nelson?"
    yeah
    "he's dead. they found his body all charred up in a car fire in camden. i'm heating up peas and spaghetti"
     
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    :bigthink
    I'm married, been laid a lot lately and have some good friends.... Coming here is just a fun bonus :dontknow:
     
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    What did you to do make her get rid of you?
     
    Sep 5, 2015 #6
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    That made me laugh...

    Maybe you need to wack off and nap?
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i over reacted and broke things off during a highly stressful time at work and now a break coincidentally makes perfect sense to her
     
    Sep 5, 2015 #8
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    probably
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    good for you pooh bear, enjoy your night in the 100 acre wood and tell christopher robin i said hi
     
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    :hw:
     
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    So you live with Mommy? Also peas and spaghetti?
     
    Sep 5, 2015 #13
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    Just got back from a fun BBQ, but my life is still boringish. :)
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    I got excommunicated in March. I know where you're at bro!
     
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    You guys choir boys or what?
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    I put out the bait, but no nibbles yet.
     
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    mom and 2 younger bros, it's not stressful at all lemme tell ya

    peas and spaghetti, idfk, when the italian women around here wanna be extra poor like
     
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    asshole
     
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    Fuck the couch you ignorant shit ball.
     
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