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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    How da fuck I get it out to take a pee.
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  3. Billy Brown

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    A sneeze usually works.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Did the tune pop in your head? :jj:
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I just was out cleaning stalls. Shrinkage......shrinkage I say. I think I just peed on my balls!
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I peed on my foreskin and I'm snipped!
     
  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Now I'm singing it with your lyrics. :facepalm:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    me too, I have been all night :jj:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :jj:

    how the fuck do we post to keep da peace.

    [video=youtube;aktLRiWXfqg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg[/video]
     
  11. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I love in the beginning where some negro is passed out on the floor inside Universal Coney. :cheer:
     
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  12. sarnie

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    do they have blankets on them?
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    T baby's a goddamn poet

    like Morrison



    It'sAnnotate so cold in the D!
    How the fuck do you suppose we keep peace?!
    Whats all on a nigga's mind?
    Murkin' and doin' time

    Mason, he was like a brother to me
    Shit, we all used to slang, blaze them trees
    Playing drinking games and shit
    Always into big things and shit
    It was getting wicked and shit
    And all we did was just kick it and shit
    But someone took his life; I couldn't believe it!
    I'm having memories of what we used to do
    But now you gone, and you can't do what we do
    You know we only done it for the fuckin crew...

    [Hook]X2

    I'm having visions of how we used to hang and bang
    It was never no complaining
    Being in the D is bad for your health
    How the fuck do you suppose you stack your papers when all these niggas want your wealth?
    It's hard in the D when you're trying to keep peace
    Now you can rest, my nigga
    You don't have to worry about them test niggas tryna protest
    That was giving you stress!
    We know you was a Ridah
    That's why them niggas tried ya
    I know you're in a better place now
    It's hard to see my nigga gone to that better place now
    I know your moms and fams going through something
    But they'll be OK
    All the real niggas gone, and the worms are left

    [Hook]X2

    We all were together
    It was Mason, rest in peace to you, Big Baby
    And love to your baby, Tyrone
    And Twon, baby Mareese
    Low-dawg, T-low, Ray-Ray
    Rest in peace to my nigga, Ray-Ray
    Meka, Esha, “J”, B-O, Kanisha...
    Can’t forget that nigga, Sweet P
    And everybody else from the block
    Anybody fucks with us, they'll always get the Glock
    Mason — 1981-2002, we'll see you again
    We've got much love for you, my baby!

    [Hook]X2
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

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    :fail:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    How the fuck do you suppose we keep peace? :dancin:
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You'd fuck the hoodrat with the red weave huh.
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    You'd prolly fuck Mason. :owned:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    No, my balls are not blanketed. :toptip:






































    The horses? Of course.....

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  19. DrivenByDemons

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    Horse Bathrobes! :cheer:
     
  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Next they get ascots....

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