Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Jun 17, 2015.
I just saw a bum on the highway with a sign: "WILL WORK FOR SHADE!"
"it's hotter than a whore's ass on Dollar Night!"
Fuck you, gramps
@Schmoopy did you stick a nickel in his tip jar.
"Hotter than a snake's butt in a wagon rut"
you're supposed to wait til someone asks "how hot is it?"
Who are you? Martin Scorsese?!
"Hotter than Jim Nabors wearing a Marine helmet and a Band Aid on his privates"
Not your best work IMO.
It's so hot outside, old men are complaining about it.
It's so hot outside, MrWarmth won't even go to Kroger's 50% off store wide sale. Now that's hot!
Fuck off, B.C.!