Its Sumo Tangerine season

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  1. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Love these guys!

    The girl at sprouts didnt know the code, so she said fuck it, and gave me a huge discount
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    I imagine that's what Dave's balls look like.
     
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    Creepy.
     
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    Looks kind of like a tumor. Do they taste like mandarins?
     
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    I have never ever given one thought to Dave's or anyone else's balls.
     
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    Thread rated excellent
     
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    I had a box of oranges on my porch when I got home today :)

    Get them every year from a client
     
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  9. Chigs

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    Its a cross between a mandarin and a navel. They are seedless, super easy to peel (easiest of any citrus Ive ever had), and very sweet.

    It is called "Sumo," because of its size, and because the top of it looks like a sumo wrestlers hair bun.
     
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    what else do you "imagine" about Dave's genitals?
     
  11. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Which Dave are we talking about here?


    Im glad my benign thread about a delicious, seasonal, fruit, is now about a guys nads...
     
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    So you sit around imagining what Dave's balls look like. :facepalm:
     
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    Dave has rock star balls
     
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    not just nads, Dave's nads.
     
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  15. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Oh, We're talking about Diego Dave? Why would you mention his balls? He hasn't even posted in forever...how often did you think about his balls when he posted obsessively?
     
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    I bet Dave has clangers like a pair of nectarines covered in steel wool
     
  17. Chigs

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    Just out of curiosity, why oranges? Is he from Florida? Or Japan?
     
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    I don't know. Maybe he likes oranges. These things are good. Been getting them from him for like 15 years