It's that time of year for Stink bugs to enter the home

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  1. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Found a few last winter In my closet but today found 5 on with window screens trying to find a home for winter.. Some info on the stinky bug.. They are pretty new to the US... First collected 1998 but they are getting out of control.. Nothing will eat them.. Thanks china!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_marmorated_stink_bug
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  2. Reggae Mistress

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    Oh shit. One got in last night...
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Sweet mother of mary jesus in heaven.

    What in the FUCK is that goddamn thing. I would kill myself if I ever saw one in real life.

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I've never seen one
     
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    you just stomp on em. Problem solved. :bleachcoffee:
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I gingerly put him back outside, in a paper towel.
     
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    The Darkling Beetle stinks too when you stomp em.

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    Good move.
     
  10. The Cunt

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    If you step on it get ready for the smell... trust me it's bad.. I had to wash all my clothes from my closet last year .. I found out that hard way :eek:
     
  11. Dick Gozinya

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    Got to love when you're sitting there and its all nice and quiet and one of those bastards that happened to make it inside decides to take flight. Fuckers sound HUGE.
     
  12. The Cunt

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    That's what I do now
     
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    It's what the Dalai Lama would do :c
     
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    You will always find them on the sunny sides of homes.
     
  16. The Cunt

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    What I'm reading they are trying to make a bate trap for them
     
  17. The Cunt

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    That's where they was hanging today on the south side
     
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    I love flicking the screens and watch 'em tumble til they find the right side up.
     
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    They always look at the bright sides of life :yay:
     
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    They go for infra red too. So when you are sitting outside and someone turns all the lights out they go right for your mouth nostrils and ears. Nice practical joke when your friend is outside alone and swats it. :rofl: