Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 1, 2016.
Hooray for another weekend!
How will you be spending it, fuckers?
Beating my dick like it fucked my wife behind my back.
What's the announcement?
Whats that orange shite
I got an email from the NJ office telling me how great I'm doing
Does it say Wendy's on my shirt?
Nice! Now you can jack off in the bathroom!
I'm probably going to spend more time here than I should looking at what all you fuckers have to say.
I'm bringing the kid I babysit for to the S. Philly Carnival on Saturday, then canvasing for Bernie on Sunday.
Smoking grass and mowing weeds.
Who suckered you into canvasing for someone who's never gonna be president? What a complete waste of time. Might as well try to get Darth Nihilus voted into office.
I'm going to Busters BBQ for lunch
Look at those happy BBQ eating sons of bitches
Headed to Marco Island bishes
Seriously? Fuck your announcement. I hope you get trichinosis. WORST announcement ever. Coulda at least April fooled us and said you were getting married.
Where's that? Are you on vacation?
South of Naples FL. Flying down on Sunday.