Discussion in 'The Bar' started by PLZ callmeTED, Apr 7, 2016.
If the Lord can just give me the strength to make it through one more work day...
So, me and my brother just made our reservations for our trip to Costa Rica this June.
Bitches better be spreading that zero spf banana boat oil on their buns before big Ted flys in town
I trust there will be pics of locals with round honey colored asses.
I gotta get something, goddammit.
Similar to these.
I'll do my best.
We're gonna be in Guanacaste, but it'll be at the beginning of the rainy season.
I'm hoping it's like Hawaii, where it rains for an hour and clears up.
I have some friends down there. You wanna make some cash?
If I can find that in a 5'10" model, I'll smuggle that broad back to the states for 3 bucks and a gift card to Jack in the Box.
No homo sex will be involved, right?
I like to keep expectations low and build over time.