It's time for another Beth Roll Call

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Looks like Beth took all the kittens to Pittsburgh. Notice the floor vent, she is definitely in one of those old Pittsburgh houses.




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    what a sad empty life
     
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    The family "emergency".....she knew about in June.
     
  4. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    :rolleyes:"Beth and I are never apart..."
     
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    "Grandma's house" will we have to work hard to spot the difference.
     
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    I'm conflicted about Beth's kitten life because I love animals and have two rescue dogs myself. I just can't believe she does this as 100% shtick and a way to get attention--she *has* to love these poor animals and have some deeper feeling of purpose, right? RIGHT?

    It's just so disturbing to consider the alternative.
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    She really outdid herself taking nine kittens on a private jet.
     
  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Consider the alternative.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    She posts 20 to 30 messages a day and STILL has no fucking clue what a hash tag is and how to use it.
     
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    It's the kittens I feel sorry for!
     
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    I'm going to the steeler game Sunday.

    That's the emergency she has IMO. Going to the game
     
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    Beth is a cunt. Fuck her 9 ways to Sunday. She just uses these kittens for her own aggrandizement. If the kittens were;t in the jet, I'd be hoping for an ISIS bomb. Fuck you, Beth/Boeuf/Boofus/Cuntus Maiximus.
     
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    I just had to hear her screech "Autumn!" like a shrill hobag and I really feel sorry for the kit'ens. Doesn't she get it that they are new to the world? They don't give a shit what she's screaming about. Thank heavens she never raised a human child.
     
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    Separate jet for the cats? :dontknow:


    And I love the video of the kittens chewing on Grandpa Ostrosky's ankle monitor bracelet.




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    #herpurpose

    Beef having some Halloween fun:

     
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    Hey, clavicle liposuction is a very specialized procedure. There are only a handful of doctors in the country who can successfully pull it off.

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    I honestly think it's a combination of the two. The real question is which one is more important to her.
     
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    It seems that in every post, one of her followers says "that's going to be me" or "that's going to be us". It must be an answer 101 for Calcutta instagram helpers.
     
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    Well, let's be clear about one thing. Beth is not really involved with the care of these animals. Consuela feeds the cats and treats the fleas. Marisleysis scoops their shit out of the litter box. Hortensia mops up their hairballs and fur and tries to mask the stench of urine. The sum total of Beef's involvement is that she plays with cats. That is her purpose in life - she plays with cats. She takes photos of them crawling around framed pictures of herself which are ever so carefully placed on windowsills that will show off a $20M Manhattan view. She lies around on the floor of a walk-in closet bigger than many people's apartments and lets the kittens climb on her while taking selfies that Jeff Schick will later post to her Instagram account. Then, she'll shuffle off to another room to play with the kitties on their scratching post and take some more pictures. And finally, when the novelty of that particular cat has worn off, it's promptly shipped off to its "forever home" and a new replacement kitten is immediately rushed in from NSAL. The Guatemalan slaves do the heavy lifting at home and anything more than they can handle is left to the 24 hour on-call veterinarian. She may occasionally hide a pill in a ball of paté, but even at that, she's again just playing doctor.

    She's ever the 'fun aunt' and never the mom. Even her charitable work with NSAL is little more than an excuse to do a little C-list starfucking while throwing extravagant parties and galas that probably consume 75% of the donated proceeds. As a result, we're nearly a decade in to this fundraising effort aimed at collecting $7M(?) to construct some facacta free range kitty enclosure and still we're nowhere near to actually breaking ground. In the meantime, she scratched a check for a $10M shoe closet in her third mansion without so much as batting an eye and had the project done in a matter of months. So while I won't go so far as to say that she doesn't feel at all for these cats, they are nevertheless playthings to her and her level of actual caring is about on a par with what you would expect from a five year old.
     
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