Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 27, 2014.
Every fucking year I say I'm not gonna be. Yet, here in am
yes, here you are
you can't be that hungover if you're up before 8am
you're doing it wrong
No matter what, I don't sleep past 630
see? you're way too disciplined to be labeled an alcoholic
My brother got into town at 1030 and he talked me into going out with him
Yet here you are.
Everyone in my home is sleeping. About to pop the breakfast casserole in the oven
My dad just text me a pic of the turkey my mom's prepping. Looks good as dicks
You think dicks look good?
You've seen one dick, you've seen them all.
@The Gas Face
so shitty, what time did you start drinking this morning?
I woke up to 19 missed calls and 90 dumb drunk texts from my brother that ended around 5:30am
It's safe to say he won't be making it to dinner today
Bloody Mary in about an hour
is that your wifes name?
i was gonna pick up the check at lunch tomorrow
now, not so much
Chill with the personal information