It's Widely Known That I Don't Poop

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  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I mentioned this on my Facebook the other day. When my aunt saw me, she said, "I want to ask...do you really not poop?" She was serious.

    Of course, the answer is "no, I really don't."
     
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  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Of course you don't poop Skip- women don't have assholes until they get married after all...
     
  3. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I've always had an asshole...it's just an enter only zone.
     
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  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    OMG!! Hot and a three input woman- I think I'm in lust!!!
     
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    No muddy helmets :yes:
     
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    You take dumps tho, yes?
     
  7. Satori Brah

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    :echick:
     
  8. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    ewww
     
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    You must be 90 lbs of jizz
     
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  10. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Of course not, dumdum.
     
  11. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Chicks who dont poop are super fucking hot :cheer:
     
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  12. LonghornJ

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    Big growlers?
     
  13. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I'm way more than 90 lbs of anything.
     
  14. Gator

    Gator What?

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    Are you keeping it in your cheeks and saving it for winter? :gig:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Skp lays out logs like Apoc's wife.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Talking about the jizz in the ass, right?
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Dude
     
  18. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Just a huge beef stick
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    That's enough threads for a while. Thanks.
     
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  20. Gator

    Gator What?

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    Affirmative. :giggle: