ITT bro/chunt learns the receipt for the best guacamole

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  1. walterHwhite

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    Avocado, onion, jalapeño, lime, tomato, cilantro, salt pepper. No sour cream or yogurt

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    Key limes and white onion
     
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    pit in the middle?
     
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    Is that REAL peppercorn?
     
  5. walterHwhite

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    Chop everything up. Nice creamy avocado - don't have a neighbor here in New Mexico I can steal them from with a homemade niggger rigged contraption like @EasyJesus :(

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    looks ok but i'd rather eat a sausage
     
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    Add ingredients to taste and serve - I use the back of a fork to mix and smash

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    I can't believe there's no fresh herbs
     
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    Potato masher
     
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    Can't see the pics...fuck off.
     
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    Cilantro
     
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    No garlic although I'm a big fan big fan not for the guac

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    i dont see it
     
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    its On the cutting board and finely diced
     
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    :what:
     
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    Neesie is blind drunk.
     
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    I can see this :confused:
     
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