ITT Heinous Mark will explain how he fell through an attic.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    Gotta be a good story behind this.
     
  2. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    7,488
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,683
    Likes Received:
    1,248
  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    720,315
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    172,206
    Likes Received:
    87,534
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    449,284
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    75,151
    Likes Received:
    29,642
  5. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,935
    Likes Received:
    0
    I've done this
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    has to have been 300 degrees up there. I bet he got light headed and stepped off the joist.
     
  7. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    7,488
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,683
    Likes Received:
    1,248
    Who would have guessed? :c

    Did it involve a visit to the ER?
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    449,284
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    75,151
    Likes Received:
    29,642
    BTW....What's an attic? :munch:
     
  9. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,935
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yeah, couple nights. Long story
     
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    238,652
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    33,095
    Likes Received:
    23,631
    The cable guy had to come up here and get in the attic area last summer... he was up there for a good 20 minutes and came down in noticeably bad condition. I really thought he might fall over and die in my kitchen.

    Attic is no place to be in the summer.
     
  11. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    7,488
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,683
    Likes Received:
    1,248
    Oh, sounds like a good one. Give us the short version. :munch:
     
  12. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    117,330
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    25,655
    Likes Received:
    12,378
    I bet he cut into your AC duct to get air, its been known to happen.
     
  13. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

    Reputations:
    14,003
    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2011
    Messages:
    43,718
    Likes Received:
    1,646
    I know what happened! :cheer:

    How did you find out that he fell?
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    He casually mentioned it in the Mod appreciation thread. Like nobody would notice. :c
     
  15. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

    Reputations:
    14,003
    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2011
    Messages:
    43,718
    Likes Received:
    1,646
    I doubt he expected anyone to start a thread about it though. :dontknow:
     
  16. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2011
    Messages:
    19,935
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ok. I was knocking down a chimney, the roof collapsed around it, fell into the attic, landed in between trusses and the drywall broke and I landed on a dining room chair. Broke a few ribs, one of which punctured a lung. Ha! That's it.
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

    Reputations:
    202,552
    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2012
    Messages:
    21,393
    Likes Received:
    4,958
    My neighbor, from NYC, didn't know that he couldn't walk around in the attic and fell over 30. He now has a Bob Dole arm, minus the pen.
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    It's a dog eat dog e-world out there. You can't mention something like that and not expect your pals to jump on it. :hat:
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    449,284
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    75,151
    Likes Received:
    29,642
    Who the fuck did this happen to, Heinous Mark or Walleyeslayer?

    WTF is going on?
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,080
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,907
    Likes Received:
    15,341
    That could have been it for the family jewels if you'd split between one joist with your legs.