ITT Heinous Mark will explain how he fell through an attic.

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  1. gwartney

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    Gotta be a good story behind this.
     
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    I've done this
     
  6. gwartney

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    has to have been 300 degrees up there. I bet he got light headed and stepped off the joist.
     
  7. PullMyFinger

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    Who would have guessed? :c

    Did it involve a visit to the ER?
     
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    BTW....What's an attic? :munch:
     
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    Yeah, couple nights. Long story
     
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    The cable guy had to come up here and get in the attic area last summer... he was up there for a good 20 minutes and came down in noticeably bad condition. I really thought he might fall over and die in my kitchen.

    Attic is no place to be in the summer.
     
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    Oh, sounds like a good one. Give us the short version. :munch:
     
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    I bet he cut into your AC duct to get air, its been known to happen.
     
  13. FrancesTheMute

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    I know what happened! :cheer:

    How did you find out that he fell?
     
  14. gwartney

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    He casually mentioned it in the Mod appreciation thread. Like nobody would notice. :c
     
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    I doubt he expected anyone to start a thread about it though. :dontknow:
     
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    Ok. I was knocking down a chimney, the roof collapsed around it, fell into the attic, landed in between trusses and the drywall broke and I landed on a dining room chair. Broke a few ribs, one of which punctured a lung. Ha! That's it.
     
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    My neighbor, from NYC, didn't know that he couldn't walk around in the attic and fell over 30. He now has a Bob Dole arm, minus the pen.
     
  18. gwartney

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    It's a dog eat dog e-world out there. You can't mention something like that and not expect your pals to jump on it. :hat:
     
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    Who the fuck did this happen to, Heinous Mark or Walleyeslayer?

    WTF is going on?
     
  20. gwartney

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    That could have been it for the family jewels if you'd split between one joist with your legs.