ITT: I aware you of a simple snack (simple) (delicious) (fuck you bro)

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    1 - Ritz crakers.
    2 - Lunchmeat cut into ritz sized pieces. (I prefer Costco's black forest ham)
    3 - Cheese cut into ritz sized pieces. (sliced dutch gouda fo a nikka)
    4 - Dill pickle slices (cut into ritz sized pieces)

    It's like a mini-sandwich with Ritz instead of bread!

    I also have a healthy version for my buddy @Cait

    1 - Ritz crakers.
    2 - Lunchmeat cut into ritz sized pieces. (I prefer Costco's black forest ham)
    3 - Cheese cut into ritz sized pieces. (sliced dutch gouda fo a nikka)
    4 - Dill pickle slices (cut into ritz sized pieces)
    5 - Throw all that in the trash and eat a piece of celery like a huge homo
     
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    HAL HAM

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  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You can't type cracker or crackers here :nojj:
     
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    All craackers are highly processed garbage. Lunch meats are highly processed garbage.

    good luck with your ass cancer
     
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    jesus christ deebs craka
     
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    aren't you a mod?
     
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    why are mods attacking me
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :cheer:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    love
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Remember when we talked on the chatline bro?
     
  12. Bro

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    I'm about to cook up some shtrimps
     
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    If you love soda and wanna kick it here's a super awesome alternative! The pineapple is my fav.
    They also have a non bubble option. Ignore those prices. You can find em at the store for like a buck a can.

    http://www.drinkbai.com/bai-bubbles
     
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    I had my dick out the whole time.
     
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    My kinda snack! I would surprise you with delicious meats, cheeses and condiments on your Ritz crackers!
     
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    sodiums
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You kept telling me to hangup so you and JP could be alone :jj:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm kinda drinking and buzzin
     
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    I like my snacks with a lil more heritage in em especially in the summer. :belch:
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  20. Bro

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    It was like she was chaperoned.