ITT I do a casting call for my next BIG brahvitas® production (cloon) (srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Please leave a short description of your personality and a pic if possible. If not, a pic of someone famous you look like.

    No promises :coffee:

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  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I'm 6'0
    205 Lbs
    Prefer romantic roles (straight/bi)
    Trained in gynkata
    Best for roles involving smoking and eating

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  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    ok....IY;LKL NE THE SAME OLD PEOPLE THENBI MOUYJG
     
  4. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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  5. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    John
    35/m
    Ann Arbor, MI
    Dry sense of humor
    Beer can thick cock
    Versatile actor - Versed in comedy, drama, and romance genres.
    Sexy feathered hair
     
  6. banksy

    banksy Like a 40 degree day VIP

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    I don't think you're taking this very seriously.
     
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  7. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    The director is falling off the wagon.

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  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i'm fat and i'm a shut-in, you can do the math.
     
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  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Scott
    45 y/o heterosexual mostly male.
    Misanthrope, recluse, asshole.

    When I was younger I was mistaken at least once a day for Nick from Family Ties. Now I'm ugly.
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  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Looking at Nick from Family Ties, I was ugly then too.
     
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  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I am a quasi suicidal worthless piece of shit ex junky who has never done anything worth anything in my life.:c

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  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    There is no such thing as an ex junky. :grad:
     
  13. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    oh and I'm hella fat too.
     
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  14. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You are a shoo in for Rasputin.
     
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  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Nick didn't age well either.

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  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You still smoke fentanyl patches?
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    No I got fat after getting off them.
    I guess they sped up my metabolism
     
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  18. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    When I quit smoking I gained 40 lbs but my doctor said I was better off still. That was a long time ago and it was easier to take off the weight than it was to quit smoking so don't worry about it.
     
  19. Satori Brah

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    I can work with this!
     
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  20. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    God I was such a faggot.