ITT: I list three kinds of people I hate (srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    1. People who laugh at their own jokes: the minute they say something they think is funny, they instantly start laughing :rolleye:

    2. People who are always hungry: they are always like "I'm staaaarving!" Even though they snack on shitty food all day long :pig:

    3. People who brag about running marathons: they are always chubby and un-athletic. They just shuffle their way through the thing hoping to just finish. That's apparently an accomplishment to other dorks who never played a sport in their life. :crazy2:
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    way tah fuck up a Saturday night yo...
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    How about conflict posters?
     
  4. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Bigly VIP

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    I just ran a marathon, and I'm starving!!!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Gas Face

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    I'm hungry.
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :pissed:
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    naah :dontknow:
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    no offense
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I am actually starving

    :chair:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :grr:
     
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  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This unfunny dipshit that i worked with was a #1.

    He'd stare at you and then start giggling at his shitty "jokes" and then you would have to fake laugh along with him to avoid it being awkward. :rolleyes:
     
  14. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    My three:

    1. Billy Badasses - Aggressive Countryfolk who drive combative-ly and have Stone Henge-sized chips on their shoulders.

    2. Faux Ethnic Loyalist Crackas - "I'm Irish because i was born on the South side of Philly!" No bitch, you are 2/3 French and 1/3 Lebanese.

    3. Fake Sports fans - Quit trying to fit in, find something to immerse yourself in, like folding napkins.

    Bonus - Trying Too Hard Hipster Musical Immersionists - Sorry asshole, Wolf Eyes sucks, quit trying so hard and pretending that you're so much better than me.
     
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    how come your not in crossbar?
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I was at a meeting last week and one of these southern broads had to laugh at every stupid think she said, and always reinforcing the fact she was from Texas or somewhere
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    O&A did a great bit on hipsters last week. They would be #4 for me.
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Oh my...
     
  19. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I am so fucking hungry right now. But cant eat because I have to get up at 5 am and run a marathon. Tomorrow

    :backlol::hilarious::cwl::lol1::lol::roll::backlol2::spit:
     
  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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