ITT: I make my most awesome macaroni salad.....

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I am certainly no Chriza, PK, Bansky or Animalgod but my macaroni salad is rivaled by none. Feel free to mock me openly and have fun at my expense.

    1st the ingredients.....
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    You and Mrs Lemmy can bring the macaroni salad to Cleveland Dawg Summer Picnic 2013. Start planning now.

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    You lost me at kidney beans.
     
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    is that the shakar heights recipe?
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Word up...
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nice countertops.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Cucumbers, eggs, olives, kidney beans,whatever that is in the vlasic bottle....this is gonna be a wild macaroni salad.
     
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    I love macaroni salad. :wop:
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If I'm invited PK! :wub:

    I wouldn't think the kidney beans would go well either but "it do"! Just a wide array of flavors.....tweak the recipe as you wish.
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Cook one pound of your choice of pasta. I prefer small shells.

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  11. Acid

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    So how do you make it?
     
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    Are you going to boil those eggs? :puke:
     
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    Oil in the water?
    Mlaw is gonna be pissed. :chair:
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Thanks! That is one if my favorite things in the house. Aside from installing the hardwood floors (ponderous) the kitchen was the 1st thing we redid upon buying the place. The previous kitchen was completely unusable.

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    Don't cook the macaroni in the box. You can use that pot to boil the box's contents. :grad:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's a pimp kitchen. Way better than Animalgod's.
     
  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Just a splash of olive oil. Habit....she can click off the thread if it offends her.
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Sorry, would you prefer them tossed in raw?
     
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    I prefer my hens to be caged. Those free ones tend to be a bit uppity. :grad:
     
  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    While macaroni is cooking rinse the dark red kidney beans (three 15 ounce cans)

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