ITT I wish death on kids

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Is that wrong?

    [video=youtube;0fuPgCux5ks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fuPgCux5ks[/video]
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Not the kids so much. Everyone, including the kids that had anything to do with that commercial. You can also throw in all Toyota commercials.
     
  3. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just ignore 'em, maybe they'll go away .... :ucoffee:
     
  4. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Those kids will prolly become superstars someday. Then you will wish death on their kids.
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

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    Kids basically ruin everything. Selfish little monsters.

    I was on vacation recently. They were like cockroaches. Everywhere. At the pool. The jacuzzi. The restaurants. Even places where you wouldn't expect them, like bars, golf courses, gyms, etc.

    Running around. Screaming at their parents. Making a huge scene. Sitting next to you while you're trying to relax or going for a stroll with the wife, etc.

    Parents think the rest of the world thinks loves their little worthless, insignificant, spoiled rotten crotch fruit as much as they do. We don't. One kid was running around and his fat mom was screaming across the room, "McFayden, get back here! McFayden... now! McFayden, I mean it". I wanted to split her forehead open with an axe for naming him McFayden and a second time for bringing him to an adult type restaurant.

    I especially hate the "rule" that the rest of us just have to accept this, you're the monster, you're the one who doesn't appreciate and understand these wonderful precious bundles of joy.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    That's what you get when you take a Disney cruise.
     
  7. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Oh, and don't you hate it when they're on your lawn?
     
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    You ever seen those ATT commercials where they sit around the table?

    Yeah, I want them all to die.
     
  9. AmishGirl

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    :golfclap:
     
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    most parents secretly hate their kids:secret:
     
  11. Lucky Pierre

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    You would expect this on a Disney cruise, Chuck E. Cheese, miniature golf, etc however what is happening nowadays is parents are bringing them everywhere. Taverns, wine tasting, sports bars, R-rated movies etc.

    "People understand", say the parents "they're just kids, and they're super cute too".

    The sense of entitlement and selfishness is sickening. You have to move their stroller just to get to the bathroom.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    The kids are the future man.
     
  13. Lucky Pierre

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    Without any question, this is true in a clear majority of cases however parents are never allowed to admit this, even to themselves. What kind of monster wishes their kids were never born? How dare you! So instead, they continue with the universal lie about how "yeah... they're a lot of work, but it's worth it... wouldn't trade it for the world".
     
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    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Yeah... cause the "future" is at risk because we don't have enough children

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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Those clearly are not all children.
     
  16. gwartney

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    I don't know what hell you live in but I suggest you move. I really don't see too many problems with kids. The worst is on Airplanes.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I don't even mind kids around seven and up on airplanes. Babies still annoy me on planes. I haven't had to sit next to one since I was little myself, and I am so thankful, because that baby ate peanuts and threw peanut bits on me.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I always seem to get behind the cryers or the seat kickers.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    The last person who really annoyed me was an old woman behind me who used my seat as leverage to lift herself out of her seat when she went to the bathroom.
     
  20. Lucky Pierre

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    Not the point there genius... the point is the planet is bursting at the seems with people which makes this talk about "children are the future" seem a bit silly.