ITT: I'll read you a bedtime story

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Jim J Jiblets, May 21, 2012.

  1. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    First time trying this. I'll do my best.

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  2. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    I have Goldielocks, Paddington Bear and The Shufflers.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    you better not type shit cause then you're not reading it
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Blaig has Goldiecocks, Paddington loves Bears, and The Stuffers
     
  5. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Nerd, your request has been granted. Paddington Bear.

    Gunna get my glasses.
     
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    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Mods, enable audio default.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Great idea, this thead is so boring I'm ready for sleep now. :hat:
     
  8. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    There's a lot of distortion on my end.

    Is anyone still following? I cant tell at all. I can barely hear myself.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    *****Spoiler alert********









    I love when Paddington gets shot and dies at the end.
     
  10. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Grassy knoll. Back, and to the left...Back, and to the left...Back, and to the left.

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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  12. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Just realized I got the unabridged version. 246 pages in 3 font. This fucker is long. I cant even hear if you guys are hearing.

    Lets call it a night.

    Take this and watch it. John cleans a large penis that belongs to his bodyguard who took a bullet for him. I dont know. Im off my game tonight.

    [video=youtube;CCQCV1sgzPM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCQCV1sgzPM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]