ITT - lets just chat

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Dec 9, 2012.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I pulled off another Christmas dinner tonight. For my daughter - I cooked my face off all day, PP ruined the chicken on the BBQ by burning the shit out of the skin - thankfully, I backed it up with 2 pork tenderloins wrapped in ham and bacon, marinated all day. (marinated the chicken too - no fucking good if you burn the shit out of the outside of it though :pissed: )

    Broccoli casserole, cauliflower with cheese sauce, baked potatoes with all the trimmings, caesar salad and Bostom Cream Cake for dessert.

    Then my brother came home after everybody left, and I did 2 shots of vodka with him. I am NO good at hard alcohol. I am tipsy for the second night in a row.

    Merry Christmas!
     
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  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    How come I wasn't invited? WTF, Slips?
     
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  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    me and my gf are preggers
    advice? :dontknow:
     
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  4. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    You wrapped Pork..with Pork & Pork??
     
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  5. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Sounds good :lunch:
     
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  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Denial.



    J/k. Whatcha gonna name it? :munch:
     
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  7. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Is Fran in this thread yet? :c
     
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  8. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    You are preggers?
     
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  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I cannot handle having 2 men that my parents approve of. It's painful enough for me to have them tell me all the time how "lucky I am" to have this guy. :suicide:

    Tonight was a little difficult for me. If I had've had 2 that they decided to "approve of" - somebody would've gotten stabbed.


    Yes.

    Sleep. Sleep like you mean it. Enjoy every single second of sleep.

    Congrats, by the way! :cheer: a little Thunder Butt....!!!
     
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  10. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Can I finger yer asshole
     
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  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I really did. After marinating it all day.

    BBQ'd it, then crisped up the bacon under the broiler.

    Don't knock it until you try it, my friend!
     
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  12. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Gonna buy a fast car
    Put on my lead boots
    And take a long, long drive
    I may end up spending all my money
    But I'll still be alive
     
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  13. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    dunno.. Shayneequa or Laquonda or maybe Ol Dirty Bastard
     
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  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :dontknow: Sure. I've got some time before I'm going to bed. Maybe an hour or so.
     
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  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Pork+pork+pork. I think I love you.
     
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  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think it might be important to tell you what I've eaten over the last 2 days, before you stick your finger in there though...
     
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  18. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    It sounds decadent, and therefore really good.
     
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  19. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
     
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  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    And you haven't even tried my broccoli casserole yet! 1 lb of ham, 2 lbs of bacon, 4 lbs of pork. How can you possibly go wrong?
     
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